December 2011
13 posts
Info-mericals.
They fucking piss me off, but God DAMN once you start watching them, you can’t stop. I want this Ninja food blender. They have Ninjas blending food with a katana. Awwww yeah.
That moment when you realize you live for the...
Loath..
I feel like punching small living things right now. I’m stuck in a room all by myself, sleeping in dirty clothes in a bed with only 1 SHEET on it. Cold room. Cold body. I have to sleep in my makeup and wake up with a nasty broken out face and dry eyes. On top of all this, I have the flu now thanks to people and gotta get up at 6. Why all this?? Cause Kyle’s mom can’t stand us...
Boyfriend is passed out from drinking too much in...
I just want your God damn blessing.(warning...
Just as it says. This is a subject I struggle with talking to my boyfriend. Kyle and I love each other very much and we don’t really plan on jumping into marriage, however we like to have our little dreams. There is one thing I despise about being with Kyle though… His mom absolutely hates me. She never has fested up to it, but looking into her eyes I can tell she thinks I’m a...
Poor Franklin..
I thought my roommates learned their lesson when they killed their “pet toad” by starving it to death, but now they have a turtle. A Mother fucking turtle. My mom has owned a pet store since longer than I could remember, and this is the worse fucking idea was for them to get a turtle. They have it in a 20 gallon aquarium FILLED with water and NO place for it to rest and dry its shell...
NOPE and REALLY?
Roommate decided to be fucking obnoxious and knock on the front door loud as possible. I sit there. Knocks again even louder. Just kinda peek around the corner. Roommate comes in, not carrying anything, has only keys in hand. Are you THAT fucking lazy that you can’t unlock a door by yourself? You’re not a mother fucking princess, so I’m not going to open the damn door for you...
November 2011
12 posts
A Boo?
So Thanksgiving was good. My brother Chris and his wife Linda decided to join us along with my Granny, Uncle and Grandaddy. As we were just sitting around, already ate we started talking about random things. The usual topic is animals being my family is centered HEAVILY with animals being my mom owns a petstore and Chris is a horse trainer. One topic came up that spooked me out to no end.
Not too...
Wait.. What?
It was just one of those days. I kept hearing just random stuff come from people mouths. The most notable one of the day happened at our short band practice today. Zoned out, Donell and I caught another clarinetist say,
“That’s something you do to your expensive sweater, not your cat!”
WUT.
Anyways, roommates are finally out of the house cause they went and stood their stupid...
Lung Cancer
Fucking really? I hate it with the burning passion of my soul when my alcoholic roommate smoks INSIDE the house. I told her countless times I’m allergic, but she’s always drunk so I don’t think she ever remembers. The worse part of it is, it seems into my bathroom somehow and I have to lock it so it doesn’t creep into my room. Oh too late, it’s in room. Now I’ve...
I bet you like kung fu.
Quick story. Band practice seemed rough today, the usual. As my friend Donell and I were walking to our spots for halftime show, something flew on my hand. In the heat of the moment, I proceeded to sling my hand down because I didn’t realize what it happen to be. As it landed on the ground I could see it was a Praying Mantis! Cute little son of a bitch too. Well my friend Donell kept...
Walmart trip?
So today I was just herp derping in class with my friend Jazz. Well the teacher walks in looking rough. I MEAN ROUGH AND WRONG. Like sent through a blender from the 80s. Badly dressed, poor hair care and everything. Well I turned to my friend Jazz so the teacher wouldn’t think I was talking directly to her and said,
“DAMN GURL. Can I use those bags under your eyes to carry my...
