December 2011
13 posts
Info-mericals.
They fucking piss me off, but God DAMN once you start watching them, you can’t stop. I want this Ninja food blender. They have Ninjas blending food with a katana. Awwww yeah.
That moment when you realize you live for the...
Loath..
I feel like punching small living things right now. I’m stuck in a room all by myself, sleeping in dirty clothes in a bed with only 1 SHEET on it. Cold room. Cold body. I have to sleep in my makeup and wake up with a nasty broken out face and dry eyes. On top of all this, I have the flu now thanks to people and gotta get up at 6. Why all this?? Cause Kyle’s mom can’t stand us...
Boyfriend is passed out from drinking too much in...
I just want your God damn blessing.(warning...
Just as it says. This is a subject I struggle with talking to my boyfriend. Kyle and I love each other very much and we don’t really plan on jumping into marriage, however we like to have our little dreams. There is one thing I despise about being with Kyle though… His mom absolutely hates me. She never has fested up to it, but looking into her eyes I can tell she thinks I’m a...
Poor Franklin..
I thought my roommates learned their lesson when they killed their “pet toad” by starving it to death, but now they have a turtle. A Mother fucking turtle. My mom has owned a pet store since longer than I could remember, and this is the worse fucking idea was for them to get a turtle. They have it in a 20 gallon aquarium FILLED with water and NO place for it to rest and dry its shell...
NOPE and REALLY?
Roommate decided to be fucking obnoxious and knock on the front door loud as possible. I sit there. Knocks again even louder. Just kinda peek around the corner. Roommate comes in, not carrying anything, has only keys in hand. Are you THAT fucking lazy that you can’t unlock a door by yourself? You’re not a mother fucking princess, so I’m not going to open the damn door for you...
